Freedom Corner has freed no one. The nightly pro-January 6th vigil outside the DC Jail has, however, prompted an outpouring of art mocking them – gifs, memes, AI creations and, most hilariously, music videos.
I give you, Freedom Corner: Only the Hits.
Freedumb Corner Dance Party
Get your ass up and hurrah….
Something about chuds dancing to old school rap is instantly hilarious. MAGA women gyrating to the obscene lyrics of Ice Cube’s “You Can Do It” as created by Spinnaker had me laughing all day.
I posted the above for Peter Navarro Sentencing Day. Trump supporters got big mad that I was celebrating the sentencing of a “good man” to four months in prison for Contempt of Congress. “Soon you will be in jail,” they vowed.
Get Steppin’
So, I shared another Spinnaker creation, another delicious combination of chuds and rap. It was from last weekend’s reunion of the 1776 Restoration Movement. They expected thousands to attend; they got a dozen.
We aint done yet @SpinnakerFL with another banger #flattchella #freedomcorner #1776rm get the steppin 🎵🎵🕺🕺🔥 pic.twitter.com/V97ZPeHNOo
— B$$$ (@Bossmoney8444) January 21, 2024
Chud Tactics
No post on the music videos of Freedom Corner would be complete without a Baldy Banks submission. This is my favorite, featuring an off-screen Anarchy Princess paired with the music of Joey Valence & Brae:
Chud Tactics ft. @SatireAP vs. #ChrystalMeth#1776RM #FreedomCorner https://t.co/ksbdENbnky pic.twitter.com/VGY4vVnyUH
— Baldy Banks (@BaldyBanks) September 30, 2023
Chudfellas
In case you think this all too mean, a quick reminder. Freedom Corner is led by Ashli Babbitt’s violent and insane mom, who has repeatedly called for the hanging of Nancy Pelosi. Members of this squalid little cult outside the DC Jail have attacked counterprotestors, stalked women to the Metro and provide a home for J6 insurrectionists, Nazis and white racists.
Spinnaker provides a nice summary in the pitch-perfect parody, “Chudfellas.”
Peanuts
It’s a weird little cult that chants “Ashli Babbitt” every night while demanding the release of the J6 “hostages” from the “DC gulag.” The MAGA movement is sort of like an adult day camp, where Boomers can revisit their youth while letting out their worst impulses.
In other words, it’s like a grown-up version of the Peanuts.
#freedomcorner Lets dance!!! 🤪 pic.twitter.com/4NzBU3Ej0i
— B$$$ (@Bossmoney8444) September 23, 2023
Driving Around
Would you livestream yourself driving down the road in a snowstorm while reading and responding to chats on your iPhone?
Probably not. But this kind of distracted driving is routine among the always-online chuds (despite one of them wrecking his car). The meandering is captured in this work by the Electrical College:
Biketifa has to let it be in his multimedia spectacular, A Chud is a Chud is a Chud, featuring the iconic chorus, “GloryBeef, GloryBeef, GloryBeef.”
What Does the Chud Say?
And don’t pass up on one of the earlier Freedom Corner videos, The Chud (What Does the Chud Say?) which has some killer lyrics.
Unstoppable
Finally, there is the iconic video of Anarchy Princess squaring off against fascists from her first days against 1776RM to her viral encounter with Peter Navarro. She is unstoppable.
Unstoppable @SatireAP pic.twitter.com/RYP4ATRxxb
— Spinnaker⛵️🌊🚀🏎️ (@SpinnakerFL) October 4, 2023
