What do you do if you start a riot and no one shows up?
That was the case of Jake Lang and his so-called “Crusader March” outside of AIPAC, the pro-Israel lobbying group. Lang is a January 6th rioter who attacked the police with a baseball bat. Trump pardoned him and since then he’s gone around the country, trying to stir up trouble for internet clout and donations.
Twitter Isn’t Real Life
Lang promoted the march for weeks on Twitter. His posts got more than 500,000 views. It was even trending on the social media platform, with lots of commenters showing their support and vowing to be there.
But Twitter isn’t real life.
Ten people showed up for the crusade. All men, not a woman among them. And despite being a white power group, the numbers were filled out with a black man and a brown one. Immigrants continue to do the jobs that Americans won’t.
Lang wheeled his podium across Massachusetts Avenue and began his protest by hurling fake gold coins at the audience. Then he began ranting about a Jewish conspiracy to import Muslims for the “brownification of America.” He used the n-word and even threw up a couple of Nazi salutes.
He’s performed similar stunts in other cities, such as Dearborn, where he paraded outside a mosque with a pig’s head. This is the grifter business model: conflict is content. First you get the outrage, then you get the views, then you get the money.
I thought more people would be there, with the five-year anniversary of January 6th coming up on Tuesday. J6ers and their groupies are in town to march and celebrate the attack on the Capitol.
But a lot of other J6ers think that Lang is a fed and that his “protests” are psy-ops to create division in this country. They also believe that January 6th was a “fedsurrection” instigated by the Deep State.
Cuck with a Podcast
This was illustrated in comical fashion by the appearance of Ivan Raiklin at the rally. Another January 6er, he accused Lang of working for the Washington Field Office of the FBI, which was just a couple blocks away from the protest.
Lang countered that Raiklin was a cuck with a podcast. The two men traded insults and the microphone back and forth like they were WWE wrestlers.
Raiklin is a conspiracy theorist, with a long list of enemies that he wants executed, but is not a racist. Is MAGA just for white people or is it open to fascists of all colors? This is how MAGA breaks.
From his mobile podium, Lang made various threats, including against members of Congress who took AIPAC money. “Treasonous traitors will be hanging from the gallows, rightfully and justly prosecuted and hung for treason,” he said.
Lang also vowed to break Tina Peters, the MAGA cause celebre, out of her Colorado prison with a mob of January 6ers.
Chuds vs Counterprotesters
While all this ranting was going on, counterprotester Patricia Eguino was across the street with a bullhorn, yelling at the Nazis with her trademark death metal screams.
The Metropolitan Police Department kept both sides separated, standing next to Patricia so that the “crusaders” wouldn’t attack her. Or perhaps protecting them from her.
A couple of people walking by got into shouting matches with the Nazis. The black guy in the crusade really set a man off by stating, “You Negroes just don’t understand.” A woman in a condo above the demonstration filmed, her mouth agape.
Protests are common in DC so most people just went around the group. The crusade barely occupied a street corner.
The only real conflict that occurred was when Lang discovered that Cory Cullington was in the crowd. He’s a photographer and Sedition Hunter who helped identify January 6th rioters back when we had a justice system.
Lang and his motley crew of masked weirdos and livestreamers surrounded Cullington in an attempt to intimidate him. This is a common chud tactic but Cullington just snapped away with his camera, amused by the kerfuffle.
After less than an hour, it was over. Lang rolled his podium away and everyone left.
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