• The “Best” of DC 2025

    The “Best” of DC 2025

    Some years deserve to be thrown straight into the trashcan. They are Annus horribilis, 365 days of pain that deserve to be forgotten. 

    This is my “best” of 2025 in Washington, DC. My favorite photos, moments and memories from the year.

    2025 began with a crash. The perfect viral video, in which Trump supporters on their way to celebrate January 6th (yes, celebrate) wiped out on an icy highway. God was not on their side. And it was a preview of what was to come.

    A bout of brutally cold air forced Trump’s inauguration indoors, to the disappointment of the fanatics who had descended upon DC to cheer his return. I watched from the comfort of home as chuds lined up for hours in the cold and left behind a huge mess.

    The naïveté and wishful thinking that existed before the Inauguration was astonishing to witness. I talked to a local official who didn’t believe that Trump would pardon the January 6th rioters. But he did that on the first day, setting free the violent men who had attacked police officers. They immediately started committing new crimes, including rape, kidnapping and child sex abuse.

    While our leaders may have surrendered in advance, the people didn’t. The Resistance wasn’t dead and hit the streets with protests that grew in number and power as the year progressed.

    The most heartbreaking one I witnessed was the vigil for USAID. This agency, which saved children from starvation and generated so much goodwill for this country, was fed into the woodchopper by Elon Musk. A crowd gathered outside the USAID HQ to applaud the employees as they left the building for the last time.

    USAID helped us and the world

    How can the President eliminate an entire agency that Congress funded? What happened to the power of the purse? Our leaders ceded their authority to Trump with barely a whimper.

    Yet, we are not without power. One of the funnest demonstrations I witnessed in 2025 was the Tesla Takedown parties outside Tesla in Georgetown. These were dance parties animated by a spirit of joy. The people were able to strike back against Musk and make his brand toxic. Even more toxic than his vehicles and their propensity to explode and kill their owners.

    Tesla is going down

    Trump promised a Golden Age. Instead, his tariffs drove prices up and budget cuts made life more difficult for ordinary folks.

    In DC, we got a Golden Age of Street Art. Amazing artists hit the streets overnight, with utility boxes and construction sidings turned into impromptu art galleries. The art was ephemeral. You had to see it before it was wiped away.

    I particularly like the work of Absurdly Well, like this quote from AOC: “Hope is something you create.” I saw this while biking home one day and it really hit me. You gotta work for it.

    Ephemeral art

    Also, a shoutout to another artist, Biketifa aka ArlingtonAF aka Will.

    He created a version of the Virginia state flag with Trump being trampled underfoot. But that wasn’t enough for him so he created his own zine where he satirizes life in Arlington, VA.

    Check out his gift shop for the flag and more.

    Will and his Virginia flag

    Don’t surrender in advance – it’s literally in the textbook of resisting tyranny. Mayor Bowser spent all year surrendering to Trump, starting with the destruction of Black Lives Matter Plaza, a gift to MAGA racists.

    White supremacists got another gift from the Trump administration as the statue of Albert Pike was returned to his plinth in Judiciary Square. Pike was a Confederate general who was considered a traitor not just by the Union but the Confederacy, too.  

    The US Park Police spent a lot of time on statues. They guarded the Pike statue and destroyed the Epstein-Trump Friendship Statue. The regime sent more than a dozen officers with a truck in the middle of the night to wreck it. It had a permit to be on the National Mall but the Park Police (the worst police) break the law with impunity.

    Someone important really didn’t like the statue of Trump and Epstein holding hands. Who says that art doesn’t have power? The good news is that the artists retrieved it, repaired it and put it back up away from the grasping arms of the Park Police.

    Trump-Epstein Friendship Statue
    Trump-Epstein Friendship Statue at Busboys and Poets

    The year was full of comically absurd moments, like RFK Jr bathing in a stream in Rock Creek Park. Stream is a generous connotation. He took a dip in a trickle of water downstream from a Safeway. I went to see for myself. It’s a drainage ditch.

    Or the Trump Army parade, which was a sad affair of soldiers casually strolling down Constitution Avenue on a brutally hot day. Trump wanted a Soviet-style military event but what he got was long, confusing and boring.

    But the most absurd was the Sandwich Guy Case. Late one night on U Street, after the bars let out, a man threw a Subway sandwich at a police officer from one of the myriad of agencies that Trump sent to occupy the city. Attorney General Pam Bondi made a federal case out of it, dispatching an armed convoy to arrest him like they were going after a drug lord. They used a drone to get overhead shots and made a video – how much of our taxpayer money did that cost?

    All this attention turned Sandwich Guy into a folk hero, commemorated with Banksy-style posters and banners.

    Sandwich Guy banner at the Free DC demonstration.

    A grand jury refused to charge him with felony assault so the regime took him to court over a misdemeanor.

    And lost. Thank god for the jury system. This was merely one of a string of legal defeats suffered by the administration.

    The Epstein files was one of those controversies that percolated all year long. I’m old enough to remember six months ago when MAGA wanted these files released. Pam Bondi said she had the client list on her desk! But once they found out that Trump was in the files, they switched their position. Don’t release the files!

    The times are terrible but the art is spectacular

    Trump sent the National Guard to DC, though crime in the city has been declining for years. I saw them on the National Mall, around Dupont Circle and raking leaves by the White House.

    They weren’t the only armed men on the streets. ICE busily kidnapped people to meet their quotas, setting up checkpoints on major roads like New York Avenue and prowling the alleys of Mount Pleasant in unmarked vehicles. They also tore down an anti-ICE banner and left behind a dildo.

    Who wants to risk being disappeared if you don’t have the right papers? Or even if you do? A REAL ID isn’t proof of citizenship. If you’re stopped by ICE, how do you prove that you’re a citizen?

    Unsurprisingly, people stayed out of DC. Trump claimed that restaurants have never been busier but this is a lie. Business declined. They call it the Trump Slump.

    Some traditions went on, like Bike to Work Day and the DC Bike Party. Also, artists painted the 15th Street bike lane. Somehow, the administration missed this one. They’ve been destroying painted crosswalks around the country (not just the gay ones) though studies have proven that just a bit of paint gets drivers to slow down.

    The car-free festival known as Open Streets has shrunk to a fraction of its past glory (another indignity committed by Mayor Bowser) which is too bad, because the Capitol Hill edition highlighted this beautiful, tree-lined neighborhood.

    Open Streets Capitol Hill

    DC got a new museum too!

    The Milken Center for Advancing the American Dream is a relic from a more hopeful time, like the 1990s, filled with Oprah-style aphorisms that if you work hard and play by the rules, you can make it in America. It’s a beautiful illusion.

    The Milken Center for Advancing the American Dream

    Across the street, reality hits you in the face, where Trump demolished the East Wing of the White House to build a gold ballroom paid for by a list of secret donors. It’s hard to believe in the American Dream when laws, norms and traditions are being trampled by the greedy rich.

    Yet, there is hope. In September, there was a huge Free DC rally that brought together thousands of people united against the assaults on the nation’s capital. “Free DC! Free DC! Free DC!” echoed off buildings downtown.

    Free DC march on 16th St

    It’s become a movement. In the literal sense, as the DC Freedom Run saw hundreds of people running from 14th and U to the Mall and back to protest the Trump takeover of DC.

    Refuse Fascism has had events all year long, including the latest where they attempted to surround the White House with crime scene tape for the criminal inside.

    In October, the No Kings demonstration brought together more than 7 million at more than 2,700 events in all 50 states.

    In DC, No Kings stretched for blocks down Pennsylvania Avenue. I couldn’t see the stage but I could hear Bernie Sanders.

    The end of the year looks a lot different from the beginning. Democrats won in Miami for the first time in nearly 30 years. They won big in Virginia. Indiana Republicans defied death threats to crush Trump’s redistricting efforts.

    The Resistance isn’t just in DC. It’s in the states. It’s everywhere now.

    250 years ago, we overthrew a tyrant. Next year, we celebrate that achievement. And we’re going to do it again.

  • The Book of Fringe

    The Book of Fringe
    The Book of Fringe

    I love books made by friends.

    One of the prettiest I’ve ever received is the Book of Fringe, which documents the history of the Capital Fringe Festival. Written by Julianne Brienza, founder of the Capital Fringe Festival, it tells the story of artists who dared to do the impossible. They would bring theater to DC and everyone was welcome, not just to watch, but to participate as well.

    Over its two-decade life, Capital Fringe brought experiences to the city that you could find nowhere else. This wasn’t the Kennedy Center or the Arena Stage. This was experimental theater put on by independent, uncensored artists.

    I know because I was there. As a volunteer photographer, I saw more theater over a few short days than I had in years. Sitting in the front row, I experienced:

    • A one-woman show about hoarding with a woman in a trash can (like Oscar the Grinch).
    • A choose your own adventure version of Romeo and Juliet in which the audience selected a happy ending for the doomed lovers.
    • Sword-swallowing and other circus feats.
    • Dance featuring some (I think) fake blood.
    • Rap, rock and everything in between on a DIY stage with church pew seating.

    The venues were leased, most of them pre-gentrification buildings around Mt. Vernon Square. Creaky, old and stifling. So hot that I thought I was going to pass out at one performance – I don’t know how the actors did it.

    But what I remember most was Fort Fringe. This was a bar and venue under a massive tent on New York Avenue which featured, believe it or not, Prosecco on tap.

    From The Book of Fringe, I learned how difficult it was to set up that tent. The book includes lots of nuts and bolts detail about permits, funding, food service and real estate for anyone thinking about creating and running a theater festival.

    Fort Fringe was where you went before and after shows. A hangout, where you would find performers, fringe fanatics, newcomers and people who just wandered in, attracted by the sense that something interesting was happening under the big white tent.

    Because the Capital Fringe Festival wasn’t just about the shows. It was the impact they made upon the audience. As Julianne writes,

    I have said for almost two decades now that what happens at the festival is not necessarily important. What is important is what Fringe inspires people to do outside of the festival.

    The Book of Fringe is limited-edition, hardcover and on sale now.

  • The Rise and Fall and Rise of the Trump-Epstein Friendship Statue

    The Rise and Fall and Rise of the Trump-Epstein Friendship Statue

    Joe Flood
    November 14, 2025

    The Trump regime is composed of petty, thin-skinned tyrants who took offense at a satirical statue depicting the close friendship between Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein.

    It was approved for temporary placement on the National Mall in September. The artists that had created it had were responsible for other satirical works, like a poop-covered desk memorializing the January 6th riots at the Capitol.

    But when the statue, entitled “Best Friends Forever,” became a media sensation, a call was made to the National Park Service.

    In the dead of night, protected by the Park Police, they removed it from the Mall, without notifying the artists. The statue was roughly tossed into the back of a truck, breaking it into pieces, with arms and legs and even Trump’s head separated from the body.

    What came next was the Streisand Effect in action, as the clumsy destruction of the statue just led to more media coverage, for it symbolized the regime’s assault on free speech and the close ties between Epstein and Trump.

    Embarrassed, NPS returned the broken fragments of the statue to the artists, who reconstructed it and briefly returned it to the Mall.

    Trump-Epstein Statue on the National Mall
    Trump-Epstein Statue on the National Mall

    Statue Wars

    Meanwhile, the regime was at work on a statue of their own: Albert Pike, an incompetent Confederate General with the distinction of being considered a traitor in two countries – the USA and the CSA.

    He had a Jim Crow-era statue in Judiciary Square that was toppled by Black Lives Matter demonstrators in 2020.

    This is the racist “heritage” that matters to the MAGA crowd. They spend our tax dollars to honor a slaveholder.

    The regime recovered this monstrosity from the trash bin of history, restored it, and placed it back on its plinth next to the headquarters of the Metropolitan Police Department.

    The Albert Pike statue is back
    The Albert Pike statue is back

    Pike is so odious and controversial that the statue is hidden from view by a fence and protected by a full-time officer from the Park Police. 

    The Park Police sure spend a lot of time guarding and destroying various statues in DC.

    The good news is that the Trump-Epstein Friendship Statue is back. You can find it in front of Busboys and Poets (2021 14th St NW) for a few more days. It’s a little beat up from the rough treatment meted out by NPS. Look closely and you can see the cracks, chips and defacement.

    Trump-Epstein Friendship Statue at Busboys and Poets. You can see where Trump’s right leg was snapped off by NPS goons.

    During the campaign, Trump promised to release the Epstein client list. But once in office, his minions claimed that no such list existed, no girls were trafficked and that the whole affair was a hoax.

    Trump was not able to hide the Trump-Epstein Friendship Statue forever. Nor will he be able to stop the release of the Epstein files. A vote is scheduled for their release in the House of Representatives next week.

  • The Story of 2025 in Two Short Videos

    Joe Flood
    November 3, 2025

    I can tell the story of 2025 in two short videos. A pair of brief viral moments that sum up this terrible year and the disastrous consequences of returning Donald Trump to office.

    Chuds Get Their Comeuppance

    The first is from January 6, 2025. The date is auspicious: it’s the anniversary of the attack on the Capitol by Trump supporters.

    Three chuds in a car on their way to DC, not to mourn for the dead and injured, but to attend a celebration of the insurrection.

    “God has cleared the way!” the driver exclaims as he speeds down an icy highway.

    The trio in the car are die-hard Trump fans, people who were regulars at the Freedom Corner vigil in DC, where they chanted the names of January 6th felons and called them heroes. Throughout 2024, they had followed Trump around the country, from gibbering rally to gibbering rally, convinced that the incoherent mumblings of their orange god were divinely inspired.

    Trump would save the nation, and save them as well. They had given their time and life savings for the cult and would soon get their reward. The inauguration was just days away. The best was yet to come!

    They sing Trump’s version of YMCA, in a giddy mood, as they speed past other cars. What happens next is not a surprise.

    The driver is going too fast. He hits an icy patch, loses control and crashes into the median.

    God may not have been watching but Anarchy Princess was. The chuds have poor operational security and livestream everything they do. She captured this moment before they deleted it.

    She posted the clip within minutes of the crash and it went viral, racking up millions of views and even making it to TMZ

    If this was a novel, we’d call this foreshadowing, a hint of the disaster that was coming for Trumpkins, who would soon be hit with tariffs, inflation and spiraling health insurance prices.

    Gilded Age Cruelty

    The second video came later in the year. It’s a video that I think about nearly every day for it illustrates the Gilded Age cruelty of the regime.

    Created by Ari Kuschnir, it uses AI to depict the grand opening of the Trump Ballroom with a rogues gallery of traitors and criminals, including Stephen Miller, Pete Hegseth and Alex Karp (the Palantir guy). 

    My favorite moment is when we see Ghislaine Maxwell issue a sigh of relief as the Epstein files are locked up.

    The video of Trump’s court drinking champagne and eating cake is contrasted with shots of his voters suffering from layoffs, evictions and omnipresent drone surveillance.

    And then a mob begins to assemble outside the White House…

    What’s happening today is eerily similar to the last days of Louis XVI, the last king of France before the revolution. But at least Louis had the decency to hide his corruption behind the walls of Versailles. Trump is building his golden ballroom right in front of us, as he cuts off food aid to the poor.

    Two videos tell the story of 2025. In one, Trump supporters get their deserved punishment for voting for a traitor. In the other, a preview of what’s to come.

  • Albert Pike Returns to DC

    The Albert Pike statue is back
    The Albert Pike statue is back

    Joe Flood
    October 28, 2025

    Albert Pike does not deserve a statue in Washington, DC. He does not deserve a statue anywhere.

    Despite this, the Trump administration has returned Pike to his plinth after it was torn down by Black Lives Matter demonstrators on Juneteenth in 2020.

    They had good reason to yank Pike from his perch. He was a slaveholder, a Confederate General and helped start the Ku Klux Klan.

    Pike statue toppled
    Pike statue toppled. June 20, 2020

    In the summer of 2020, I saw him on his back, defaced with graffiti and surrounded by crowds who were posing for photos with this fallen symbol. It seemed a fitting end to the old racist. (Read about those crazy times in How I Became Red Bike Guy.)

    The statue had been erected in 1901, supposedly for his contributions to the Masons, but this was the era of Jim Crow, when the progress of Reconstruction was being rolled back across the country. By placing his statue in Judiciary Square, near the courthouse, they were sending an unmistakable message: white supremacy is back.

    Even at this time, it was controversial to honor a Confederate in the Nation’s Capital. Union veterans objected.

    Over time, it became more objectionable and from the 1990s onward, the DC city government appealed for its removal (it’s on federal land). Congress did nothing.

    So, on the night of June 19th, 2020, the people took matters into their own hands and toppled Pike.

    Five years later, he’s back, reinstalled by the Trump administration, despite the government shutdown.

    Pike gets police protection
    Pike gets police protection

    When I went by on Monday, Pike was surrounded by a fence and protected by the Park Police. A statue gets 24/7 police protection in Washington, DC.

    This regime spends a lot of time and effort on statues. Just a few weeks ago, they removed the Trump-Epstein statue, which mocked the close connections between the two men.

    Statues matter. They send a message to future generations about what our elite class valued.

    Albert Pike was a terrible general, whose Native American soldiers were routed during the Civil War and accused of atrocities. After the defeat, he stole the treasury, disobeyed orders and was jailed for fraud. Pike was considered a traitor in two countries – the USA and the Confederacy. And then he ripped off his fellow Masons to invent the rituals and organization of the KKK.

    Incompetent, treasonous, an asshole. He’s the perfect symbol for the Trump administration. No wonder they were so anxious for his return.

  • MAGA Copes with No Kings

    No Kings rally in Washington, DC

    Joe Flood
    October 18, 2025

    No Kings was too big to ignore. Happening across the country, even in the red areas, it highlighted the historic unpopularity of Trump and his deranged MAGA followers.

    We hate you, the nation was saying to the red-hatted fools.

    More than 7 million people rallied, in every state in the union and even overseas, the patriots of this nation rising with a clarion call: America has no kings and the power belongs to we the people.

    I saw it in DC, where close to 100,000 people gathered. All those hysterical warnings from Speaker Mike Johnson, who called it the Hate America Rally, and here we were in the shadow of the Capitol that he has kept closed in anti-democratic act to protect Trump from the Epstein files.

    It was peaceful, joyous and fun.

    The crowd was so vast that I couldn’t get close to the stage at 3rd and Pennsylvania where Bernie Sanders and others spoke. I was blocks away with Pikachu, Cartman and other cartoon characters who mocked Johnson’s predictions of violence.

    AI and Denial

    Trump and his cult cannot deal with the sight of millions rallying against them nationwide so they have sunk into AI and denial.

    Trump coped by making a video of himself wearing a crown as he dumped shit on the American people. If grandpa or grandma did this, you’d take away their computer. But this deranged daily display is normal for the Republican Party.

    One of our local Freedom Corner chuds, GloryBeef, showed up at the No Kings rally in DC. With her fake press pass around her neck, she interviewed people who patiently explained to her that Trump was violating the Constitution by deploying troops on American soil, using the government to crush dissent and violating Congress’s power of the purse.

    The vast crowds and the truthful words were too much for the Beef’s delicate brain to handle. So, this “independent journalist” made a video where you only hear her leading questions, but not the answers. She couldn’t handle the truth so she deleted it. And, since we live in an era of AI slop, she overlayed it all with a generic techno beat, as if the thump-thump-thump sound could abrogate the reality that surrounded her. She also labelled everyone Communists, the generic MAGA retort when the cognitive dissonance gets to be too much.

    This is the state of Trump and MAGA, nine months into his rule. A retreat into computer-generated illusion rather than acknowledging the reality that millions of Americans hate them for destroying our democracy.

    This Land is Your Land

    For me, the most moving moment at the No Kings rally in DC was when a band in the crowd played, “This Land is Your Land.”

    This land is your land, this land is my land
    From California to the New York island,
    From the redwood forest to the Gulf Stream waters;
    This land was made for you and me.

    I remembered singing this Woody Guthrie song in elementary school, when were a normal country with a government that respected our rights.

    This is the true America. We’re not greedy, hateful MAGA people slavishly worshiping a deranged tyrant. We’re Americans who believe in fairness, dignity and the rule of law.

    This land is your land – it does not belong to billionaire tyrants like Bezos, Musk and Trump. This land is our land – there are no kings in America.

  • Trump-Epstein Friendship Statue Returns to the National Mall

    Joe Flood
    October 4, 2025

    In this wretched dystopia, the one thing that we can be thankful for is that enemies of freedom are clumsy, dumb and incompetent.

    A group of artists, the Secret Handshake, placed a statue of Trump and Epstein on the National Mall celebrating their friendship. Called “Best Friends Forever,” it depicted the two men holding hands in honor of Friendship Month. Gold, garish and hollow, it was a perfect representation of the shameless corruption of the regime.

    The friendship statue fit into the grand tradition of satiric art. We’re a country where you can make fun of our leaders – or we used to be.

    The National Parks Service (NPS) issued a permit for it. But then once it popped up in the news, they revoked the permit and hauled the statue away in a pre-dawn raid.

    Famously unresponsive, they gave no reason for the removal but then said it was too big before finally telling the artists that they were never getting another permit again.

    As they tossed the statue into the back of a truck, NPS broke it, too, smashing into pieces, like the vandals that they are. This is the agency that is charged with protecting our heritage.

    Trashing the Trump-Epstein Friendship Statue wasn’t their only act of creative destruction. They also trashed another permitted event, the FLARE anti-Trump vigil outside Union Station. This was a collection of tents, information stations and a stage. Again, in the dead of night, the regime raided it, destroyed it and tossed the remains into the back of a truck.

    The cause was a Charlie Kirk imitator who triggered a woman in a mental health crisis into attacking him. He got the viral video he wanted, as well as donations and White House attention. She wasn’t part of FLARE but the Park Police used this as an excuse to shut them down.

    In 2022, I send multiple emails to NPS about the 1776 Restoration Movement, a right-wing group that camped out on the Mall for an entire month with kids sleeping in vehicles, open gas cans and a poop bucket as they called for the violent overthrow of the government. NPS never even responded to me.

    When the Trump-Epstein Friendship Statue was removed, I emailed NPS to know why. They are public servants and part of their job is responding to the public. Of course, I heard nothing back from them.

    The good news is that artists are creative and art has a way of routing around censorship. The friendship statue was memorialized on Wikipedia. And the plans for it were placed online, so anyone could 3D print their own copy of the statue.

    And with notice and no explanation from NPS, the Trump-Epstein statue “Best Friends Forever” returned to the National Mall.

    It’s a little beat up. You can see where NPS broke it in pieces and damaged the inscriptions.

    But it’s become Washington’s hottest new tourist destination. And with the government shut down, and the museums closing soon, it may be Washington’s only tourist destination.

  • The Seven Stages of MAGA Grief

    Joe Flood
    September 24, 2025

    There are no greater supporters of Donald Trump than the January 6th rioters. These are the men and women who fought for him and, in many cases, went to jail for him.

    Trump pardoned them, wiping the slate clean and giving them a fresh start on life.

    But they’re not happy, despite obtaining their freedom.

    They thought that they would be the winners, the ruling class, with special rights and privileges bestowed upon them by Dear Leader.

    Instead, they’re discovering the brutal truth: we all lost on November 5, 2024.

    For some of us, the realization was immediate. For others, the truth is seeping in, a kind of cognitive dissonance, as they discover that electing a dictator hasn’t made their lives easier.

    They have entered the Seven Stages of MAGA Grief.

    1. Shock – why hasn’t Trump helped us out?
    2. Denial – things are in motion, trust the plan.
    3. Anger – Trump? Fuck him!
    4. Bargaining – if we stay loyal, he will help us
    5. Guilt – did we cause this?
    6. Depression – the Deep State always wins.
    7. Acceptance – we were damn fools.

    I’ve been tracking January 6th rioters and their supporters since the riot happened. I live in DC and I took that shit personally.

    From 2021-2024, I followed the trials, watched the livestreams and monitored the nightly vigil outside the DC Jail known as Freedom Corner, becoming a scholar of the chuds, as we call MAGA fanatics. I even wrote a Chud Glossary.

    After the pardon, there was elation among the J6ers and their supporters, who expected to be rewarded with cash and retribution.

    Gleefully, they fantasized about watching military tribunals with Obama, Pelosi, Biden and others in the dock. They wanted all those “antifas” who made fun of them online to be shipped off to Gitmo. They expected to be awarded medals in a White House ceremony, along with a sizable checks for their J6 service (they fancy themselves veterans).

    Obama under arrest

    Of course, that didn’t happen. Their enemies are still free and the mockery on Twitter is relentless.

    Trump is President now, so who do you blame when things go wrong? 

    J6 prisoners went from being victims of the Deep State to wondering why the Deep State hasn’t helped them out.

    The J6 “community” has been split innumerable ways. As I saw with an earlier fascist group, the 1776 Restoration Movement, cults are all about money and sex: who gets what.

    Millions of dollars were raised on behalf of J6 prisoners, money which disappeared completely into a sea of competing organizations all with the name “Patriot” in them somewhere. 

    J6ers are broke and begging for cash online, using the power of AI to create grift-worthy graphics.

    The estate of Ashli Babbitt received $5 million from the Department of Justice, which lit a fire of greed in the eyes of J6ers. They fought for Trump and lost years out of their lives. How much is that worth? Lawyers dangled the prospect of millions in payouts.

    But no money is forthcoming because Trump has pushed this country into even greater calamities, like spiraling inflation, attacks on free speech and ICE disappearing brown people.

    As for the sex, there are J6 groupies, some of whom even stalk J6ers, but the men, despite years in prison, passed on them.

    Which leads the J6ers and their simps scattered along the Seven Stages of MAGA Grief. How did it all go wrong?

    Some are stuck in Denial, holding the belief that the fault for their plight lies not with Trump but with his gatekeepers, who are keeping the truth from him. If only Stalin knew!

    Some of the J6ers recently held a rally outside the White House, fantasizing that Trump would look out his window and see their signs. “We still love Trump,” they said, as they swore their loyalty to the Dictator and begged for financial relief.

    Others are firmly in Depression, claiming that the Deep State is still in charge, spinning up new conspiracy theories (Charlie Kirk) or inadvertently stumbling upon the truth that social media has made us all crazy.

    The days tick by. Life doesn’t get easier for the J6ers, or anyone else but the super-rich. As the misery piles up, they will be pushed down the Seven Stages of MAGA Grief.

    Eventually, they will reach Acceptance, discovering what we learned a long time ago. We all lost on November 5, 2024.

  • Free Speech and the Chalk Wars

    chalktifa at the US Courthouse
    Chalktifa outside the US Courthouse during the J6 trials.

    Joe Flood
    September 17, 2025

    It’s just chalk, man.

    MAGA is big mad because someone wrote mean messages in chalk about Stephen Miller on a sidewalk in Arlington, VA. They want Pam Bondi to prosecute the chalk artists.

    Yup. The free speech party wants to send chalkers to jail.

    Why? Because they say the colorful messages are hateful, violent threats. What were the messages?

    Miller is preying on familes.

    Ask Katie Miller about trad-wife cosplay.

    If you tolerate this, all our children will be next.

    The messages were written in a park that they claim is a few blocks from Miller’s house in Arlington, VA.

    In the replies to the original Twitter post, I asked what were the violent threats. No one could answer me because there are no violent threats. Instead, I got personal attacks and insults from MAGA cultists addicted to online rage.

    Doxxing is Dangerous Business

    Building into an online lynch mob, they doxxed a person that they believe is responsible for the chalking, putting her name, job, and spouse on Twitter. They want her fired and prosecuted by the DOJ. They even posted a photo of what they believe is her home.

    But, since they’re terrible at this, they doxxed the wrong person, targeting someone who wasn’t even there.

    Doxxing is dangerous business. I was doxxed a couple years ago by a January 6th rioter who claimed that I had harassed Marjorie Taylor Greene. I received dozens of threats and had to lock down my social media for a while. The traitor who doxxed me was 95% sure that he had the right guy; well, he was wrong. He never apologized nor did any of the people who threatened me.

    The Freedom Corner Chalk Wars

    All of this outrage over chalk reminds me of the Freedom Corner Chalk Wars.

    Chalktifa at Freedom Corner
    Chalktifa at Freedom Corner

    Freedom Corner was a nightly vigil outside the DC Jail that during 2023/2024 advocated for the release of January 6th insurrectionists.

    To screw with them, local activists Biketifa and Anarchy Princess wrote chalk messages on the sidewalk where they did their vigil. The J6 simps got big mad about the colorful taunts written on concrete. The chalktifa, as we called it, were anti-insurrectionist messages, pentagrams that looked like demonic spells and very personal insults directed at individual Freedom Corner cult members:

    Cry more, Helena.

    Tommy was right. Sizzler isn’t a real man.

    Micki is a grifter.

    The Jericho pentagram in chalk
    While it looks like a curse, it’s actually a Rickroll.

    They claimed it was the work of the devil or paid protesters. One of them believed that the pentagrams were being used to cast spells. The J6 supporters would attempt to erase the chalktifa by rubbing it with their feet, pouring water on it or scrubbing it with brushes. But the chalk kept reappearing, as the chuds raged into their livestreams.

    The chalktifa also appeared on the sidewalk outside the US Courthouse, where J6ers were on trial for their crimes. The J6 simps were outraged that this was allowed. Free speech be damned, they wanted people locked up.

    One afternoon, I happened to be there, taking photos of the hilarious chalk insults, when one of the chuds approached me, asking me what I thought about all this. The exchange was quite comical.

    Chalk can’t hurt you. People still have the right to free speech in this country. Trump is attempting to end the First Amendment and take away our right to dissent. He will fail. As I saw during the Freedom Corner Chalk Wars, you can’t win a battle against people armed with chalk. There will always be more chalk and more sidewalks.

  • Exploring the Political Street Art of DC

    Exploring the Political Street Art of DC

    “The golden age of America begins right now.”
    Donald Trump, January 20, 2025

    Jobs have dried up, inflation is making us poorer and the regime has destroyed our superpower status but the street art is sublime.

    Whether they’re attached to a lamp post, plastered to a wall or just printed and taped somewhere, these artworks express this country’s deep dissatisfaction with Dear Leader and his crew of masked thugs.

    Created by artists with names like Absurdly Well and Biketifa (Wilson B), as well as larger organizations and activist groups, walk around Washington, DC, and you’ll notice these colorful posters plastered to utility boxes, construction siding and poles.

    Posted in prominent locations, they are seen by thousands until eventually they’re covered up or fade away (it’s just paper and wheat paste).

    Here’s what I’ve seen on the streets of Washington, DC from Inauguration Day until the present.

    – Joe Flood