June 30, 2025
Soviet citizens sent to the gulag often thought it was some sort of mistake. “If only Stalin knew!” they would exclaim as they were loaded onto the train cars.
History repeats itself in 2025 as another set of cultists cloak their disappointment by blaming staff instead of the dictator.
After the election, January 6th rioters made lists of people that they wanted arrested – Joe Biden, Anthony Fauci, Merrick Garland, even the corrections officers that supervised them in the DC Jail.
They expected military tribunals followed by executions. They wanted retribution.
And they wanted compensation. They were “veterans” who fought for Trump and were entitled to not only cash, but military benefits as well.
The $5 million awarded to the estate of Ashli Babbitt put dollar signs in their eyes. If a dead “patriot” was worth $5 million what about a live one who spent years in jail for Trump? The Proud Boys sued for $100 million for their “wrongful imprisonment” on behalf of Dear Leader.
But, like with Stalin, he doesn’t appear to be listening.
So, they blame the “globalists” that surround him like Chief of Staff Susie Wiles. If only Trump knew!
No Justice, No Checks
Despite the promises of hack lawyers, some of them are starting to realize the truth. Everything was a lie. No justice, no checks.
Disappointment is the thread running through the J6 community. It was almost easier to be in jail than to struggle with the messy business of real life.
Some retain their faith in Dear Leader while others pull away or go insane.
Remember the QAnon Shaman? The war-painted face of the January 6th riot, the tip of the spear, the embodiment of the MAGA movement deleted his Twitter account after going all-in on conspiracy theories too out there even for his fellow J6ers.
The most prominent of the J6 groupies, Suzzanne Monk, also peaced out, pleading exhaustion at the endless demands upon her. She no longer has the time or money to keep rescuing J6ers who get in trouble. Monk penned a novel-length Twitter post about her thankless efforts and endless humility which none of you ungrateful bastards will recognize.
Or it could be that she realizes that she won’t be getting a piece of the multi-million dollar J6 settlement, being a mere advocate and not a victim. If there is money to be got, no chance in hell a J6 rioter is going to share it with her.
The Funeral Will be Livestreamed
Yet, some remain loyal. If only Trump knew! Bart Shively, who was convicted of assaulting police officers on January 6th, recently passed away.
To honor him, a GiftSendGo was set up by racist Jake Lang, who interjects himself into every newsworthy event. Funds raised will go to the family, he claims, an assertion so dubious that even his fellow J6ers were skeptical.
The funeral will be livestreamed. Several of the chuds of Freedom Corner are planning on attending. With their cameras. Imagine the family, in their moment of private and personal grief, and suddenly a bunch of YouTubers zoom in for the shot, while thanking their viewers for the SuperChats.
No one should be surprised. J6ers and their superfans film everything, including their own crimes, car crashes and a groupie giving birth (no link provided, you’re welcome), so why not a death, too?
The Chuds Discover AI
An inability to use the English language properly is a chud “tell.” If they can’t write a sentence without a dozen mistakes, then you know that they’re a Trump supporter.
Until now.
The chuds have discovered AI and with it, they’re using it to make coherent paragraphs out of their jumbled drivel. No more referring to someone as a “looser.” Instead, they give it a prompt like “why deport all illeagles” and ChatGPT produces a mini-essay of intolerance for them.
I saw it myself when a barely literate J6er went from writing incoherent Facebook posts to perfectly constructed three-paragraph arguments. No typos, no misspellings and with a neat little summary at the end.
We are in the era of AI slop now where you can’t believe anything produced by anyone anymore.
Remember when the internet was going to make the world a better place? Instead, you have livestreamed funerals, online grifting and communications outsourced to computers.
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